Sunday 29 December 2019

TaskMaster Book: Pub Tasks: 71-100

I'm not sure why you're here, unless you're Greg Davies' Assistant Alex Horne to judge me towards the nationwide competition for the #taskmasterbook, but as you're here, please enjoy.
Spoiler Alert


If you're enjoying the book and don't wish to be influenced by other peoples Task attempts, this probably isn't the blog for you.

The following Task attempts were for the most part performed within pubs or in a place otherwise specified and ranked/scored by designated TaskMaster on a task-bytask basis.

NB: In an attempt to follow the format of the show, we try to stick to 5 points. This means in situations with 5+ people present, some contestants will be awarded the same number of points

Chapter 3

Pub Tasks

Task 71: Write down a song


Performed at the Hen & Chickens, Birmingham (18th Feb, 2019)

5 Points - Martin! Match of the Day Theme Tune, sang by Sian
0 Points - Sian, Jonathan, Claire, Amrit for failing to get others to sing their song

Task 72: Bring items back to the Table


Performed at the Hen & Chickens, Birmingham (18th Feb, 2019)

5 Points - Claire!
4 Points - Jonathan
0 Points - Sian for failing to find items in time
0 Points - Martin & Amrit for not leaving the table

Task 73: Accent


Performed at the Hen & Chickens, Birmingham & Missing, Birmingham (18th Feb & 5th Oct, 2019)

5 Points - Sian! American Accent (Hen & Chicks)
4 Points - Claire, New Zealand Accent (Missing)

Both attempts were utterly abysmal, but we were the only 2 to play this Task.

Task 74: Bring Back Birds


Performed at the Hen & Chickens, Birmingham & Black Horse, Birmingham (18th Feb & 10th Mar, 2019)

5 Points - Claire!
4 Points - Sian
3 Points - Jonathan
2 Points - Sharon
1 Point - Harry
0 Points - Alan, Martin & Amrit

Task 75: Find Something Remarkable In Common With A Stranger


Performed at Missing, Birmingham (5th Oct, 2019)

5 Points - Sian! Finding someone who shares her love of Corfu and Greek food.
4 Points - Claire, but I can't remember what her thing in common with him was.

Again, both attempts were utterly abysmal, but we were the only 2 to play this Task.

Task 76: Body Part Photo


Performed at the Hen & Chickens, Birmingham (18th Feb, 2019)

3 Points - Claire & Amrit, for only 1 of 4 guessing correctly
2 Points - Martin & Jonathan, for 2 of 4 guessing correctly
0 Points - Sian, for everyone guessing correctly

Task 77: Outfit Change


Remains incomplete.

Task 78: Order A Drink Without Certain Words


Performed at Missing, Birmingham (5th Oct, 2019)

4 Points - Sian! Successful order: 2x Hooch: 35 seconds.
3 Points - Claire. Successful order: 2x vodka cokes, double: 1 minute, 5 seconds.

Both have been deducted a point for looking in the direction of the bartender. Again, not well played, but we were the only 2 to play this Task.

Task 79: Find Someone That Looks Like You


Remains incomplete.

Task 80: Walk In The Direction Of Your Number


Remains incomplete.

Task 81: Toughest person selfie


Remains incomplete.

Task 82: Beermat Idea


Performed in The Generals Arms, Chesham, (14th Sep, 2019)

5 Points - Martin "Bread Tampons for soaking up blood juices"
4 Points - Jonathan "America should join the EU"
3 Points - Claire "Men to be able to bear children (C-section, obviously!)"
2 Points - Sian "Pint vending machines"

Task 83: Coin on book


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Martin!
0 Points - Jonathan, Sian, Claire, Amrit, Sharon, Alan, Harry

Task 84: Snack Picture


Remains incomplete.

Task 85: Beermat Tower


Performed in The Generals Arms, Chesham, (14th Sep, 2019)

5 Points - Martin!
4 Points - Jonathan
3 Points - Sian
2 Points - Claire

Task 86: Pub Names


Remains incomplete.

Task 87: Balance a Beermat on your Head


Performed at our TaskMaster party (28th Sept, 2019)

5 Points - Claire!
4 Points - Martin & Jonathan
2 Points - Sian - for being A LOT slower than everyone else!

Task 88: Yellow Things In A Glass


Remains incomplete.

Task 89: Swap Socks


Remains incomplete.

Task 90: Hold up Drink the Longest


Performed at our TaskMaster party (28th Sept, 2019)

5 Points - Claire!
4 Points - Jonathan
2 Points - Martin
1 Point - Sian

Sian & Martin were deducted a point each for each others arms down.

Task 91: Best Handbag/Wallet Item


Performed at our TaskMaster party (28th Sept, 2019)

5 Points - Claire!
4 Points - Jonathan
3 Points - Sian
2 Points - Martin

Task 92: Face Impression


Remains incomplete.

Task 93: Coolest Photo


Performed at our TaskMaster party (28th Sept, 2019)

5 Points - Jonathan!
4 Points - Martin
3 Points - Claire
2 Points - Sian

Task 94: Remove Strip


Remains incomplete.

Task 95: List Unusual Animals


Remains incomplete.

Task 96: Communicate Names of Animals


Remains incomplete.

Task 97: Most Things on Book


Remains incomplete.

Task 98: Improve This Picture of the Taskmaster


Performed at our TaskMaster party (28th Sept, 2019)

5 Points - Sian!
4 Points - Claire
3 Points - Martin
2 Points - Jonathan
Sian
Claire
Martin
Jonathan

Task 99: Best Stain


Sian's book here here, with a Breakfast Tea stain.

Performed by Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne.

Task 100: Swap This Book


Performed after a trip to the Black Horse, Birmingham (3rd Nov, 2019)

Sian swapped a copy of the TaskMaster book for a Ford Fiesta.

Performed by Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne

Scores Update


Outstanding results: 99 (Sian) & 100 (Sian)
Position Contestant No. played Score
1st Claire 15 51
2nd Martin 12 37
Joint 3rd Sian / Jonathan 15 / 12 36
4th Amrit 5 3
5th Sharon 2 2
6th Harry 2 1
7th Alan 2 0

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