Friday, 27 December 2019

TaskMaster Book: Party Tasks: 31-45

I'm not sure why you're here, unless you're Greg Davies' Assistant Alex Horne to judge me towards the nationwide competition for the #taskmasterbook, but as you're here, please enjoy.
Spoiler Alert


If you're enjoying the book and don't wish to be influenced by other peoples Task attempts, this probably isn't the blog for you.

The following Task attempts were for the most part performed at a TaskMaster party and ranked/scored by our in-house TaskMaster stand-in.

NB: In an attempt to follow the format of the show, we try to stick to 5 points. This means in situations with 5+ people present, some contestants will be awarded the same number of points

Chapter 2

Party Tasks

Task 31: Most things down trousers


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Martin! (peppercorns)
4 Points - Sian (100+)
3 Points - Claire
2 Points - Alan
1 Point - Sharon / Harry
0 Points - Amrit


Task 32: Ice-cream in a bottle


Remains incomplete.

Task 33: Put something on your head


Performed at our TaskMaster party (27th Jul, 2019)

5 Points - Claire! (6.38 seconds - baby blanket)
4 Points - Martin (6.59 seconds - Moses basket)
3 Points - Sian (8.11 seconds - rain coat)
2 Points - Jonathan (8.75 seconds - towel)

Task 34: Famous knee


Performed at our TaskMaster party (27th Jul, 2019)

We performed this task in teams; boys vs girls

3 Points - Jonathan & Martin (sticking an image of Heston Blumenthal to Jonathan's knee)
2 Point - Sian & Claire (drawing Romesh Ranganathan)


Task 35: Inanimate look-alike


Performed at our TaskMaster party (27th Jul, 2019)

5 Points - Jonathan! (a blue towel)
4 Points - Sian (a Sonic The Hedgehog toy)
3 Points - Martin (a tea bag)
0 Points - Claire (a plasma globe, wearing a sailors hat - disqualified for combining items)


Task 36: Spoon throwing


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Alan!
4 Points - Amrit
3 Points - Martin
2 Points - Sian
1 Point - Sharon
0 Points - Claire

Task 37: Smile


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Alan!
4 Points - Martin
3 Points - Sharon
2 Points - Claire
1 Point - Sian
0 Points - Amrit

Task 38: Picture of a cow


Performed at our TaskMaster party (27th Jul, 2019)

5 Points - Martin!
4 Points - Sian
3 Points - Claire
2 Points - Jonathan

Task 39: Pudding look-alike


Remains incomplete.

Task 40: Eat the pudding


Remains incomplete.

Task 41: Pictures of big things


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Claire!
4 Points - Martin
3 Points - Sian
2 Points - Alan
1 Point - Sharon
0 Points - Amrit






Task 42: Guess the word


Performed at our TaskMaster party (27th Jul, 2019)

For this task Martin was asked to leave the room for 3 minutes.

5 Points - Claire! (Right)
4 Points - Jonathan (Think)
0 Points - Sian (Going)

Task 43: Balance item on head


Performed at our TaskMaster party (28th Sep, 2019)

5 Points - Jonathan! (a table)
3 Points - Sian and Martin (a chair)
2 Points - Claire (washing basket)


Task 44: Hide & seek paper


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Sian!
4 Points - Alan
3 Points - Sharon
2 Points - Amrit
1 Point - Martin
0 Points - Claire


Task 45: Sad song


Performed at our TaskMaster party (28th Sep, 2019)

5 Points - Martin!
4 Points - Sian
3 Points - Claire
2 Points - Jonathan

The lyrics to our sad song;

Madeline is a monster
Drugged for the ninth time today
And death becomes them
Because she buggered for three bloody seconds
Until gapping, wallowing in filth
And turned her attentions to children
And tore them apart with her teeth
And vomited herself to death.



Scores Update

Position Contestant No. played Score
Joint 1st Alan / Sian 5 / 5 16 / 15
2nd Martin 3 12
3rd Claire 5 10
4th Amrit 5 9
Joint 5th Sharon / Harry 5 / 3 7 / 7

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