Friday 27 December 2019

TaskMaster Book: Party Tasks: 21-30

I'm not sure why you're here, unless you're Greg Davies' Assistant Alex Horne to judge me towards the nationwide competition for the #taskmasterbook, but as you're here, please enjoy.
Spoiler Alert


If you're enjoying the book and don't wish to be influenced by other peoples Task attempts, this probably isn't the blog for you.

The following Task attempts where for the most part performed at a TaskMaster party and ranked/scored by our in-house TaskMaster stand-in.

NB: In an attempt to follow the format of the show, we try to stick to 5 points. This means in situations with 5+ people present, some contestants will be awarded the same number of points

Chapter 2

Party Tasks

Task 21: Unanticipated thing upside down


Performed at our TaskMaster party (27th Jul, 2019)

5 Points - Sian! (Both the bedroom and spare room mattresses, and made the beds, equating to housework, making it the most unanticipated.)
4 Points - Martin (Cupboard door)
3 Points - Jonathan (An open can of pop)
2 Points - Claire (Her own baby)


Task 22: Ship in a bottle


Performed at our TaskMaster party (27th Jul, 2019)

5 Points - Martin! (origami boat)
4 Points - Jonathan (Printed a picture of The Santa Maria - the world's most accomplished ship)
3 Points - Claire (Monopoly money from Pirates Of The Caribbean Monopoly set)
1 Point - Sian (an abysmal attempt to draw a ship, then panel the ship with matchsticks, and then screwed it up to force into the bottle)

Task 23: 50 steps


Remains incomplete.

Task 24: Get sweaty


Sent to TaskMaster contestants via text (25th Aug, 2019)

5 Points - Harry!
4 Points - Sian (sweated while gardening, but amount was immeasurable)

Task 25: Write a Poem

Using line 'Sausages are good for you...'


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Claire!
4 Points - Amrit
3 Points - Harry
1 Point - Sharon / Alan / Sian / Martin - for all writing poems about poo!

Sausages are good for you
Bacon is too
Chocolate is better
But can look like poo

I hope that you like
these edible food stuffs
otherwise you'll have to
just have some cheese puffs.

- Sian O'Brien



Sausages are good for you
It's best to have two
Eat it with gravy
Eat it with mash
Eat it for breakfast with a Hash
Brown

Sausages are good for you
The Doctor tells me so
They're so damn delicious
If someone says go Vegan
Just say no.
Yay sausages!

- Claire Chudasama


Task 26: Dress the unlikeliest item


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Alan (Cyber Man)
4 Points - Martin (BBQ)
3 Points - Sharon / Sian (Guitars)
1 Point - Amrit (lamp) Claire (table)




Task 27: Balance 5 things


Performed at our TaskMaster party (27th Jul, 2019)

5 Points - Jonathan! (4 cards from his wallet, on his phone)
4 Points - Claire (Baby related items)
0 Points - Sian (opened her eyes)
0 Points - Martin (opened his eyes after spilling a drink.)


Task 28: H.A.T Items


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Martin
4 Points - Sharon
3 Points - Claire
2 Points - Alan / Sian
1 Point - Amrit

Task 29: Ambitious Animal


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Alan (Ant)
4 Points - Sharon (Giraffe)
0 Points - Martin (rat) / Amrit (pre-historic shark) / Sian (monkey) - not recognisable
0 Points - Claire (Whale) - disqualified: Lifted pen


Task 30: Happiest Headline


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Claire
4 Points - Harry / Martin
3 Points - Sian
2 Points - Amrit
1 Point - Sharon
0 Points - Alan




Scores Update

Position Contestant No. played Score
Joint 1st Martin / Claire 8 23 / 23
2nd Sian 9 19
Joint 3rd Sharon / Alan 5 13
Joint 4th Harry / Jonathan 3 12
5th Amrit 5 8

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