Sunday, 4 August 2019

TaskMaster Book: Party Tasks: 11 - 20

I'm not sure why you're here, unless you're Greg Davies' Assistant Alex Horne to judge me towards the nationwide competition for the #taskmasterbook, but as you're here, please enjoy.
Spoiler Alert


If you're enjoying the book and don't wish to be influenced by other peoples Task attempts, this probably isn't the blog for you.

The following Task attempts were for the most part performed at a TaskMaster party and ranked/scored by our in-house TaskMaster stand-in.

NB: In an attempt to follow the format of the show, we try to stick to 5 points. This means in situations with 5+ people present, some contestants will be awarded the same number of points

Chapter 2

Party Tasks

Task 11: Arrive at the Taskmaster party: 18. Wrapped in head to toe in something (17th Feb) / 2. Wearing a special hat (13th Apr)15.With a fan fare (28th Sep)


Performed at our TaskMaster party (1pm, 17th Feb, 2019), and at our 2nd party (11am, 13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Martin! (Under the stairs (The location of address as highlighted on Google Maps, in Winnie The Pooh onsie and balaclava)
3 Points - Claire (2hrs early), Claire wrapped in clingfilm
3 Points - Harry (2hrs late), wrapped in clingfilm
2 Points - Mum & Dad (3hrs late), Sharon in bin bags, Alan in boxes
1 Point - Amrit (2hrs early), not wrapped




5 Points - Martin! (Chocolate dispensing Unicorn head with a Liverpool FC chefs hat)
4 Points - Siân ("Hat's all folks" Sailors hat with Gregg's sausage rolls)
3 Points - Claire (Homemade TaskMaster hat, with added pineapples)
2 Points - Mum & Dad (England fan cowboy hat & girly blue hat)
1 Point - Emma (4hrs late, in a sombrero)
0 Points - Amrit & Harry (No hats)


5 Points - Siân! (Entering with a choreographed dance to a mix track)
4 Points - Jonathan (Performed a strip routine to a chosen track)
3 Points - Martin (Turned up with his own home made instrument and played along to a track)


Task 11: Arrive BONUS POINTS: Guess the tattoo (28th Sep, 2019)


Body part artist and owner: Martin. Prosthetic: Tardigrade arm (or Water Bear)

5 Points - Martin!
0 Points - Jonathan, Claire, Siân


(Technically, Martin got no points, as no one guessed the animal, but I believe it was explained that it wasn't supposed to not be successfully guessed. As this was therefore the fault of the TaskMaster's Assistant, we're awarding 5 points for the effort)

Task 11: Arrive BONUS POINTS: Guess the animal (27th Jul, 2019)


Tattoo artist and owner: Siân. Tattoo: Fox / Ankle

10 Points - Siân! (5 for location, 5 for fox)
0 Points - Jonathan (Worm, arm)
0 Points - Claire (Cat named Potatas, right thigh)
0 Points - Martin (Cat, right thigh)

Task 12: Pillow task


Performed at our TaskMaster party (17th Feb, 2019)

5 Points - Harry (29 seconds)
4 Points - Siân (2 minutes 28 seconds)
3 Points - Sharon (2 minutes 52 seconds)
0 Points - Martin/Jonathan/Amrit/Alan failed

Task 13: Words game


Performed twice; once at our TaskMaster party (17th Feb, 2019) and at a second TaskMaster party (27th Jul, 2019)

5 Points - Martin! & Harry!
4 Points - Jonathan & Alan
2 Points - Claire
1 Point - Siân

Task 14: Tear the best picture out of paper


Performed at our TaskMaster party (17th Feb, 2019)

5 Points - Harry (dinosaur)
4 Points - Claire ("TM")
3 Points - Jonathan (house) / Martin (smiley face)
2 Points - Siân (star)
1 Point - Amrit (cloud)


Task 15: Eat the best picture out of bread


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Amrit (Emoji)
4 Points - Siân (Pacman)
3 Points - Martin (penis)
2 Points - Claire (Liverpool 'L')
1 Point - Sharon (cupcake), Alan (truck/animal)


Task 16: Something under a mug


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Siân (Ex-ponytail)
4 Points - Martin (Boxers, but also took off a sock as a distraction)
3 Points - Harry (Himself)
2 Points - Amrit (Cigarette)
1 Point - Claire (cumin seeds)

Task 17: Radio 2 song


Performed at our TaskMaster parties (17th Feb, 2019) (and 27th Jul, 2019). With each attempt, fewer points were awarded.

5 Points - Martin - closest guess with Pharrell Williams' 'Happy'
5 Points - Harry - correctly recognised the song
4 Points - Jonathan - correctly recognised the song
0 Points - Siân, Sharon, Amrit, Alan, Claire
0 Points - Siân, Claire

Task 18: Highest coin tower


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - (28) Alan '4' x 7cm
4 Points - (25) Martin '5' x 5cm
3 Points - (21) Harry '3' x 7cm
2 Points - (16) Siân '2' x 8cm
0 Points - Sharon / Jonathan's fell over


Task 19: Nature Exhibition


Performed at our TaskMaster party (17th Feb, 2019)

5 Points - Jonathan (stone, leaf, flowering bud)
4 Points - Alan (rock, lily plant, wrapped pot)
3 Points - Martin (stone, plant growing through a dead leaf)
2 Points - Sharon (stone, leaf, dead rose)
1 Point - Siân (rose crystal, leaf, hair)




Task 20: An Extraordinary Photo of an Ordinary Thing


Performed at our TaskMaster party (13th Apr, 2019)

5 Points - Alan (TV (forest background))
4 Points - Martin (from under water)
3 Points - Sharon (shoes on ears)
2 Points - Jonathan (budding flower)
1 Point - Siân (Siân 'flying')

Scores Update

Position Contestant No. played Score
1st Martin 14 49
2nd Siân 12 39
3rd Harry 8 29
4th Alan 8 22
5th Jonathan 9 18
6th Claire 8 15
7th Sharon 7 12
8th Amrit 6 9
9th Emma 1 1