Monday 26 September 2022

A Freelancing Top Tip and why

My Top Tip for freelancing is unfortunately pessimistic and can seem ominous, but stay with me...

I graduated in 2009 and was working for the BBC by 2010.

In 2013, I moved down to London, where I became Senior Edit Assistant at World Media Rights working on some pretty wicked documentaries; Black Ops, Ancient Assassins and Mafia's Greatest Hits! They sold world wide and the company started producing for Netflix - check out Hitler's Circle Of Evil. I was in a good place, on paper, but something felt off.

I had this nagging anxiety that it wasn't going to work out; my career wasn't progressing as quickly as I'd hoped and I wasn't pulling in the money I wanted, but more than that, I had this growing awareness that if I get hit by a bus tomorrow, this all stops; There's no sick pay. TV shows aren't going to wait for you. The company likely won't hold your role. Working in TV is cutthroat, anxiety inducing and a constant hussle. So, I took out Life Insurance.

I was 26 when I walked into a my Bank and asked what my options were. They referred me to Scottish Widows and I took out Life Insurance. On review, a couple of years later, I switched to Smart Insurance for a better monthly cost and higher pay out. Sucks to be them because I ended up using it.

By age 30, I'd decided London wasn't for me. I was tired of the rat race and relentless competition. I moved back home to Birmingham and was starting almost from scratch in terms of building up contacts and finding gigs, but I was doing OK and probably on track to make about £25k in my first year. Less than London, but I'd almost halved my outgoings, so not bad. Ultimately, I was better off. Unfortunately, 6 months in, I was diagnosed with Breast Cancer.

This stunned us. There's no history of Cancer in my family. There was no rhythm or reason to it and no quick fix. Since diagnosis I've half joked that if you're going to get Cancer, Breast Cancer is the best, because you can just cut it out and move on, but in reality I say this only to put my friends and family at ease. It's not nice and it's not that simple.

Because of my age, the NHS wanted to give me the best possible chance of survival so we threw everything at it; Chemotherapy, Radiotherapy, Surgery... Over the last 4 years I've had 4 major surgeries and many, many minor surgeries.

We did the Chemo first, tracking the size of the lump and our progress in fighting it. We hoped to avoid a mastectomy with a lumpectomy (where they only take the effected part of the Breast, rather than the whole Breast) but unfortunately, my Chemo wasn't that successful. So, I had the full Mastectomy. We followed this up with Radiotherapy to closely target the surrounding areas.

I managed to work through some of the Chemo (the Nurses thought I was INSANE pulling a night shift Data Wrangling after my very first Chemo session, which in itself took 10 hours!) and I returned to work roughly 2 weeks after my Mastectomy. Too quick, probably, but as a Freelancer it's hard to turn down work. Radiotherapy, however, required me to physically be at the Hospital every day, so couldn't work during this time.

Unfortunately, the Cancer reached my Lymphnodes. This is how Cancer then travels around the body. So, another op, to remove my Lymphnodes. Following a CT Scan, MRI and a Bone Biopsy, I was diagnosed with Secondary Breast Cancer. This, as you can imagine, is not operable. I'll receive 10 years of treatment for this on the NHS, which impacts me daily. I've also had a Breast Reconstruction, which is not the same as your average Hollywood 'Boob Job'. It's intense, involving a deep tissue and skin graft from my abdomen. It's been rough and although I'm not currently working, I do hope to go back soon.

Anyway, long story short, take out Life Insurance. I can't really emphasise it enough. Just like Car Insurance, shop around and review your Policy on occasion. You might see it as an added expense now, but you'll be so greatful to yourself later should you ever need it.

Tuesday 31 December 2019

TaskMaster Book: Advanced Tasks: 191-200

I'm not sure why you're here, unless you're Greg Davies' Assistant Alex Horne to judge me towards the nationwide competition for the #taskmasterbook, but as you're here, please enjoy.
Spoiler Alert


If you're enjoying the book and don't wish to be influenced by other peoples Task attempts, this probably isn't the blog for you.

Chapter 9

Advanced Tasks

Task 191: Biggest Picture of the Taskmaster


Remains incomplete.

Task 192: Read This Book in the most Different Countries


Remains incomplete.

Task 193: Age ordered queue


Performed at the TaskMaster Picnic (14th Sep, 2019)

In total, we had 6 people queued up in age order.

Performed by Sian and Claire, with the help of Nathan & Stevie, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 194: Paint The Biggest Thing Red


Performed at home, ahead of our trip to Portugal (12th Sep, 2019)

I painted the biggest thing (the Universe) onto a big thing (a suitcase.)
Performed by Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 195: Recycle This Book


Remains incomplete.

Task 196: Get a Tattoo


Remains incomplete.

Task 197: Make a Swedish Person Blush


Remains incomplete.

Task 198: Send Something To The Taskmaster's Assistant


Performed by the whole gang!, for which we received 5 points from Alex Horne

5 Points - Sian! Claire! Amrit! Martin! Jonathan! Sharon! Alan! Harry! Emma!

Task 199: Destroy This Book


Remains incomplete.

Task 200: Best 10 Autographs


Performed throughout the year of 2019

Performed by Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne

Hopefully Alex will agree that all of the following celebrities are A-Listers, and at least some of them are worth 10 points!

We've got;-
- Lorna Laidlaw (Aggie Bailey, Coronation Street & Mrs. Tembe, Doctors)
- Chef Glynn Purnell (Michelin Star Chef and TV Presenter)
- Steve Brown (Countryfile presenter and Captain of the Great Britain wheelchair rugby squad)
- Ellie Harrison (Countryfile presenter)
- Lindsey Santoro (Comedian, and if you don't know Lindsey yet, I think you will soon. She's great!)
- Johnny Vegas (Comedian, who told us he would love to do Taskmaster!)
- Lou Sanders (Previous TM Contestant; 10 points in the bag!)
- Joe Lycett (Straight 10 points again!)
- Santa Claus (Specifically, THE Santa Claus from The Old Joint Stock Theatre's production of Miracle on 34th Street)
- Nicolas Brendon (Xander from Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
And of course, Alex Horne!

OK, so I got more than 10, but I enjoyed meeting everyone of them!

Scores Update

Position Contestant No. played Score
Joint 1st Sian / Claire / Jonathan / Martin 4 / 2 / 1 / 1 5

TaskMaster Book: Solo Tasks: 151-190

I'm not sure why you're here, unless you're Greg Davies' Assistant Alex Horne to judge me towards the nationwide competition for the #taskmasterbook, but as you're here, please enjoy.
Spoiler Alert


If you're enjoying the book and don't wish to be influenced by other peoples Task attempts, this probably isn't the blog for you.

Chapter 8

Solo Tasks

Task 151: Find a Colin


Performed by Sian, Alan & Martin, to be marked by Alex Horne. (Sian's has already been awarded 5 points by Alex Horne)

5 Points - Sian
--- - Alan
--- - Martin

Sian's Colin, with cat, dog, ID and hidden flower.

Alan's attempt, with dog and ID.

Martin's attempt, who argued it was "fastest wins", not most accurate.

Task 152: Most Extreme Reading


Performed at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital, as I went in for my Lymph-node Removal Operation party (11th Apr, 2019)

20 Points - Sian!

Performed by Sian, marked by Alex Horne.

Task 153: Flip Book


Remains incomplete.

Task 154: Take Page To The Library


Remains incomplete.

Task 155: Best Stop-Motion Film


Performed while babysitting my 8 year old cousin, Oli (1st May, 2019)

Performed by Sian and Oli, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 156: Hit The Target


Remains incomplete.

Task 157: Stationary Outfit


Performed at home (30th Dec, 2019)

Performed by Sian & Jonathan, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 158: 19.19.19.1.9.19 Text


Performed on Twitter (1st Sep, 2019)

I don't know how to find out who was the first to post this tweet.

Performed bi Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 159: Best Footprint


Performed on a visit to see Baby Alfie (24th Aug, 2019)

Performed bi Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 160: Invent a Word


I'm feeling pretty jammo about this one, because I've used it in numerous tweets throughout the year, including directly to Mr Alex Horne, and in videos too, and no one has noticed! My attempt to get it entered into the Urban Dictionary were however stopped.

Performed bi Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 161: Choreograph a dance to a mobile phone Ringtone


Remains incomplete.

Task 162: Labels


Total complete: 75. Although, you don't have to trust me on that. You can flick through them. (I wouldn't trust me).

See separate blog for this here.

Task 163: Poke something surprising through the hole.


Remains incomplete.

Task 164: Find a leaf


Performed by Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 165: Telegraph Pole


Presumably we received the full 5 points for this, as we sent Alex Horne the answer via post... in the form of a jigsaw puzzle.

Task 166: Tower of Books


Remains incomplete.

Task 167: Recreate This Scene


Remains incomplete.

Task 168: 5-Letter Postcard


So I have sent a postcard, which presumably Alex has received, but I don't know if my word matched anyone elses yet.

Task 169: Freeze Page


Remains incomplete.

Task 170: Pub Sign Photos


Remains incomplete.

Task 171: Hang the Most Things Off One Piece of String


Remains incomplete.

Task 172: Hugh Dennis Cloud


Awarded 5 points each, by Alex Horne

5 Points - Claire & Sian!

Task 173: Rube Goldberg


Remains incomplete.

Task 174: Make This Kite


Performed during Birmingham's Divali celebrations (19th Oct, 2019)

Performed by Sian and Claire, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 175: Picture of Picture


Remains incomplete.

Task 176: GPS Reconstruction


Remains incomplete.

Task 177: #124 Pattern


Remains incomplete.

Task 178: 4-Leaf Clover


Performed by a potato in our Stop Motion Movie, by Sian and Oli (1st May, 2019)

Performed by Sian and Oli, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 179: Monochrome Outfit


Performed by Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne

This outfit came in handy then for our Cluedo themed adventure around Birmingham

Task 180: Message On A Stone


Remains incomplete.

Task 181: Mug Tree


Remains incomplete.

Task 182: Non-Threatening Ransom Note


Remains incomplete.

Task 183: Give Page to Alex


Performed at the TaskMaster Picnic (14th Sep, 2019, 4 days AFTER his Birthday!! So I'm not sure if this counts.)

Performed by Sian, Jonathan, Martin & Claire, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 184: Best Book-Flinging Machine


Remains incomplete.

Task 185: Picnic


Performed at the TaskMaster Picnic (14th Sep, 2019)

This was presumably 5 points for anyone who showed up on time, with a picnic?

5 Points - Sian, Jonathan, Claire, Martin!

Task 185: 50-word Story


Remains incomplete.

Task 186: Most Un-British Scene


Remains incomplete.

Task 187: Photobooth Photos


Remains incomplete.

Task 188: Ridiculous Number Of Knees


Performed at the TaskMaster Picnic (14th Sep, 2019)

Performed with Nathan (@TheRealNafe), and Stevie (@steviebay1), featuring myself and Claire (and sorry, I can't remember who else is in the photo!) to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 189: Most Copies of This Book


Performed at the TaskMaster Picnic (14th Sep, 2019)

I count at least 32 copies here.

Performed by Sian, Claire, and countless others who attended the TaskMaster Picnic, to be marked by Alex Horne

Task 190: Create Your Own Task


Throw this Watermelon through the basket ball hoop.

The Watermelon must survive the task.

The throw from the furthest distance away from the hoop wins.

Written by Sian, to be marked by Alex Horne

Scores Update

Position Contestant No. played Score
1st Sian 20 40
2nd Claire 6 15
Joint 3rd Jonathan / Martin 3 10
Joint 4th Alan / Amrit / Sharon / Harry / Emma 2 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 5

Monday 30 December 2019

TaskMaster Book: Task 162: Labels

I'm not sure why you're here, unless you're Greg Davies' Assistant Alex Horne to judge me towards the nationwide competition for the #taskmasterbook, but as you're here, please enjoy.
Spoiler Alert


If you're enjoying the book and don't wish to be influenced by other peoples Task attempts, this probably isn't the blog for you.

Chapter 8

Solo Tasks

Task 162: Labels


Affix all the labels on the opposite page to the correct things.
The first hundred full sets win ten points.
Your time starts at the next 12 o'clock

In total, I managed to label 75 items;

Soup

Ridiculous Frog

Lawyer

Doctor
Who toy

Dog & Bone

20 Teeth

Brilliant Bags
, because they're all Disney. And yep, the teddy in the middle - that's a bag too.

Waxwork
that looks like cheese, but it's a candle.

Blue Drink

Half Full Jar
of beetroot

Poncho & Friend

Brass

Starfish

Old Food & Clump
. It's a clump of old mash.

Hen
& Chickens bar menu

Pretty Bell

Something In An Ice Cube

France

Treat

Cape

Bras
. More specifically, medical bras. These are post-surgery bras for women who have undergone mastectomies.

A Silly Book

Henna

Pine & Cones

Famous Footballer
Lukas Jutkiewicz, Birmingham City Player

Pestle & Mortar

Excellent Magnet

Tan Line

Something Scary

Brave Tattoo
. This is a Radiotherapy Tattoo. You get them before beginning treatment, so they line the machines up accurately with your body shape each time.

Uncle Adrian

Broken Umbrella

Gravy

Seaweed

Mead

Smile
, a cover of the Charlie Chaplin song on Michael Jackson's History Album.

Rollerskates

Lorry

Technology

Aunt
ie Julie

Roller Coaster

Steam
, the multi-player gaming platform.

Helmet

Mound

Pool & Cue

Wink

Floss

Bling

Gold

Axle Rod

Bad Flag

Slime

Lozenge

Treasure

Special Glove

Dancing

Moustache

Nice Pipe

Exam

Sword

Mistake

Queue

Wet Suit

Wipes

Sick Bag

Braces

Milkshake

Too Many Socks

Dimple


Outstanding:

Opening
Dock Leaf
Shavings
Tripe
Clasp
Fig Leaf
Clogs
Baize
Henman
A Heap
Treaty
Pancake
Clamp
Bunsen Burner
A 100 Lira Note
Cloak
Mountain
Black Cake
Swamp
Swill
Turnip
Maze
Monocle
Graze
Summit